A Problem with the ATM

• Teller: Next.
• Customer: Um, I’ve lost my ATM card. The machine ate it.
• Teller: What?  The machine outside?
• Customer: Yeah.
• Teller: Okay, what was the problem?
• Customer: Well, I wasn't sure about my number.
• Teller: Okay.
• Customer: And, I did what I thought was my number.
• Teller: How many times?
• Customer: Oh, I did it three times.
• Teller: Well the machine keeps your card if you get the PIN number wrong three times.
• Customer: Oh.
• Teller: Was that an Aussie Bank card?
• Customer: Yeah.
• Teller:  And do you have two forms of ID with you?
• Customer: Um, I've got, oh hang on, I've got my license.
• Teller: Uh huh.
• Customer: And I've got my credit card.  Is that alright?
• Teller: Yes. That's an Australian Bank credit card, is it?
• Customer: Yeah.
• Teller: Okay that'll be fine.  If I could just have a look at those?
• Customer: Sure.
• Teller: Right. I'll just have to go and get my supervisor.  She'll open up the machine, and we'll ...
• Customer- So, I can get it back now, can I?
• Teller: Yes.
• Customer. Oh, thank you.  Oh  I’ve got a problem remembering that PIN number. Do you think I could change it?
• Teller: Sure.  Look, we'll just get the card, then we'll fix that up for you.
• Customer: Oh, okay.  Thanks.